At Least You Don't Have Cancer
You aren't annoying for the (few) things you do, but for the things you do not: you have nothing to say, ever. You have no ideas of your own, and to make up for it, you sycophantically adore anyone with an opinion. Spending time with you isn't exactly painful, it's just mind-numbing - like being alone, but a bit more annoying. It's easy to see how you might fit into a group, but it's a wonder that you have close friends.
At least you don't have cancer.
At least you don't have cancer.
posted by Ani at 1:46 PM
4 Comments:
This sounds a lot less like a fortune cookie. The trouble is, in avoiding a meandering superior tone you've created a very intense one. I get the impression that you are more angry with this person than the other two, though it may be because of the more staccato rhythym (the sentences got shorter and are all very to the point) and the quicker pace.
I really like that you get your point across really concisely and I'm just a personal fan of correct use of the hyphen as punctuation.
Also, did you mean to not give this friend a pseudonym?
The tone bothers me a little too; I'm not particularly mad at anyone here.
I would have used a pseudonym, but I couldn't think of an appropriate one.
To post the faults of others demonstrates a fault in oneself.
For posting serves exactly one purpose.
Wow... could you please sign your comments with a name. Demonstrating the faults in one's acquaintances is a lot more interesting to said acquaintances when the whiney bitch complaining isn't too afraid to leave his/her name...
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