The Easiest Target
Camillus, you're more annoying than you realize, but the people around you know, and are too kind to mention it.
You whine too much: you have a most excellent life, and slight disappointments are just that - slight. You could be a fucking starving orphan in Rwanda, you bitch.
You're too concerned with appearances, and you fear the disapproval of others far too much.
There's really nothing that you are good at; being a generalist doesn't mean that you should suck at everything.
You're too confident in yourself, and your own ideas. Consider that if everyone else does something differently from you, that they just might have some reason for it - you have confused individuality with mindless rebellion.
Finally, unlike your namesake, it is unlikely that you will accomplish anything worthwhile. You seem to have lofty goals, but you also have the willpower of a dead fish. Seize the fucking day, et carpe omnia quae vultis.
You whine too much: you have a most excellent life, and slight disappointments are just that - slight. You could be a fucking starving orphan in Rwanda, you bitch.
You're too concerned with appearances, and you fear the disapproval of others far too much.
There's really nothing that you are good at; being a generalist doesn't mean that you should suck at everything.
You're too confident in yourself, and your own ideas. Consider that if everyone else does something differently from you, that they just might have some reason for it - you have confused individuality with mindless rebellion.
Finally, unlike your namesake, it is unlikely that you will accomplish anything worthwhile. You seem to have lofty goals, but you also have the willpower of a dead fish. Seize the fucking day, et carpe omnia quae vultis.
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